A Sarcastic Poem About Shark Week

(.5 minute read)

My back hurts,

My belly hurts,

I’m starving,

And I’m tired.

I don’t want you to touch me,

But I won’t let you leave either.

I’m prissy,

And smart-assy,

And I know,

You think it’s cute.

But wait another minute,

And you’ll wish I was a mute.

My headache,

Oh my backache,

Please help, call 911,

Oh wait… is that… chocolate?!

Hey sweetheart… could I have some??

 

 

Advertisements

2 thoughts on “A Sarcastic Poem About Shark Week

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s