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Use these pro tips in any social situation to improve communication:
If you don’t like someone, stomp on his feet to send a clear message.
If you don’t want to go somewhere, run in circles around your captor to make traveling in any direction (but especially forward) impossible.
If you do like someone, rub your face on him until you knock him to the ground.
If you want to make a friend, walk up to him, smell him, and stare at him intensely until he acknowledges your presence by scratching your nose.
Slobbering on someone is the ultimate sign of affection.